Half in the Bag: The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review

  • Joylandi Yil oldin

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    Internet superstar Rich Evans joins Mike and Jay on this very special episode of Half in the Bag. The guys discuss the newest Star Wars film, "The Rise of Skywalker" and attempt to make sense of it in the fairest, most humane way possible.

Jacopo Regini
Jacopo Regini

Still waiting for the Rise of Plinkett. Give in!

Soat oldin
Simon Hansen
Simon Hansen

So Rian Johnson shat on the movie in which JJ was trying to clean up Rian's mess?

4 soat oldin
Jason Holloman
Jason Holloman

You don’t need to have a low IQ to like a dumb movie. You just need to be too exhausted by your miserable life to evaluate it critically. Even as low calorie trash, it misses the mark. Why can’t it be like the good old days when people knew how to make low calorie trash?

14 soat oldin
deity 93
deity 93

This is what happens when a corporate machine makes a movie. Its devoid of heart, passion or meaning and its only purpose is to make as much money as possible. This whole movie was written by an AI, I am sure of it.

17 soat oldin
Edwin Maguillicuddy
Edwin Maguillicuddy

Where’s Mr. Plinkett’s ‘Rise of Skywalker’ review already?????

19 soat oldin
JamesBondStarWarsFan007
JamesBondStarWarsFan007

Personally, I Hate The Rise of Skywalker so much. The Rise of Skywalker is an awful film, it is the Worst Star Wars Film ever made, and The Rise of Skywalker was an absolute mess. The Rise of Skywalker along with Flash Gordon 1980 with Sam J. Jones, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and The Last Jedi are one of the worst movies that I have ever seen in my life, The Last Jedi was terrible, and I already hate both Flash Gordon 1980 and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The Rise of Skywalker and The Last Jedi both destroyed my love for the Star Wars Franchise, Flash Gordon 1980 with Sam J. Jones is a pretty awful film, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was the downfall of the Kevin Smith films. Overall, I Hate The Rise of Skywalker and The Rise of Skywalker is an absolute failure. The Rise of Skywalker along with Flash Gordon 1980 with Sam J. Jones and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are all awful films that I hate, The Last Jedi by Rian Johnson was pretty terrible, and I have no interest in watching The Rise of Skywalker, Flash Gordon 1980, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ever again.

22 soat oldin
Roboshi
Roboshi

You know what's sad, in one year, this movie is forgotten. Episode 9 of star wars is all but forgotten. you can dislike the prequals all you like, they have staying power and we have had fun with the memes for over a decade now. And yet I can't remember one line said my anyone in the sequels that wasn't in a trailer.

Kun oldin
Jacob Bauer
Jacob Bauer

The star destroyers couldn't leave because they were actually doing a 40k crossover. Without the beacon they would have gotten lost in the warp.

Kun oldin
YouLikeBosch
YouLikeBosch

Holy shit, that Lawrence Kasdan impression is uncanny.

Kun oldin
j johnson
j johnson

Waiting for plinker ep 9, and I still havnt watched it regular 😅🤣

Kun oldin
brad livey
brad livey

nothing makes me happier then watching elderly men complain about movies and games from their child hood that are aimed at 10 year old children especially fat old men like these guys what are they in their 50s like get over yourselves its aimed at little kids not a 50 year old in a zelda shirt their big hairy guts are stretching out go get lives

Kun oldin
Orella Minx
Orella Minx

I totally forgot that I never bothered to watch this yet.

Kun oldin
Matthew Kemp
Matthew Kemp

All I wanted when watching Last Jedi was Rey & Kylo to be Grey Knights together but then that movie ends as an absolute dumpster fire.

2 kun oldin
vegoutwithvegge
vegoutwithvegge

These new movies made me appreciate the prequels.

2 kun oldin
NicolaZetroc
NicolaZetroc

It seems clear to me that the guy in the middle didn’t watch the same movie as some of us.... lol His friend on the left keeps laughing when the middle dude goes off the rails and it’s just so hilarious to me. The middle dude looks so serious too, aww man Disney really ruined Star Wars for him, for sure.

2 kun oldin
rob armstrong
rob armstrong

What about baba fritts he is the only good thing to come out of this moive

2 kun oldin
Theodore J. Oaker
Theodore J. Oaker

I was so disturbed and put off by the new SW films that these guys were bringing up things I dont even remember, I always remember most little plot devices from movies but these ones were just so unbearable, I dont blame the creators though, Georges movies are a hard act to follow

3 kun oldin
One From Dust
One From Dust

At least we still got stuff that came before Disney. Games comic books, fan movies, you know stuff done with passion and love.

3 kun oldin
Zerofightervi
Zerofightervi

I've watched both film 8 & film 9 once, I literally can't be bothered to remember their proper titles. I watched Force Awakens at the Cinema & was really excited at the prospect of having a Star wars film with original iconic ships, how naive was I 😔.

3 kun oldin
MyOneBlack Friend
MyOneBlack Friend

Forgive my spelling. Rey is a Skywalker. Rey is a Palpatine. Darth Vader’s mentor is Palpatine. Vader has no father. Maybe Palpatine is Vader’s father too.

3 kun oldin
Gibb Charron
Gibb Charron

Wait, Keri Russell was in this movie?! Ye gods! What a waste of a fantastic actress! And honestly, yeah, Poe could have so easily been gay or bi. Heck, while we're at it, why not just make Poe, Finn and Rey a polyamorous throuple? All of the actors and characters have strong chemistry, which could easily have gone romantic for any or all of them, and it would be a fantastic way to subvert the traditional love triangle they attempted.

3 kun oldin
The Artisan
The Artisan

Wait, did they even mention Hux? What?

3 kun oldin
Justin Boivin
Justin Boivin

You guys had me in the first 2 minutes! Haha, well played.

3 kun oldin
Gmotion EDC
Gmotion EDC

What a pile of steaming horse dung movie

3 kun oldin
Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones

Where's all your navigation beacons, let me guess Tuesday

4 kun oldin
indubitablist
indubitablist

Picturing George Lucas telling Anthony Daniels off multiple times during shooting is hilarious. "If 3P0 just helped-" "No, he's scared. He's always scared. Shut up."

4 kun oldin
zetterburger
zetterburger

I only come back to hear Rich Evans laughing in the theater to floating Snokes

4 kun oldin
aParallelDream
aParallelDream

Luv u guys

5 kun oldin
Nico Sänger
Nico Sänger

Star Wars: Waste of potential, time and money. Their only "success" was that a lot of people now completely lost interessint in star wars.

5 kun oldin
Just an Irish Tayto
Just an Irish Tayto

Nah the Clone Wars and The Mandalorian are basically holding the Star Wars fanbase together

Kun oldin
Guy Incognito
Guy Incognito

My takeaway was that the Palpatine in Rise of Skywalker was the rescued, reanimated corpse of the Emperor who was brought back to life by his minions using the dark side magic he used to keep Vader alive. Palpatine dangled the carrot of “keeping people from dying” to Anakin in Episode 3. I don’t like the novelization and canon stories, but one that did make sense to me was that Palpy had the ability to give Vader a better suit and treatment, but chose not to, to keep Vader dependent on him, and keep him from overpowering him. Also, Vader’s suffering made him a more powerful Sith, so there’s that. I’m convinced Palpatine was able to bring anyone back from death, and reanimate them, like Dr. Frankenstein, but kept it from Anakin, and kept it to himself.

6 kun oldin
SoullessCast
SoullessCast

On comparing TLJ to RoS, all I can say is that TLJ had me contemplating for a few minutes if I hated it or not. RoS had me questioning my love of all of Star Wars within seconds of it being over.

6 kun oldin
Solyn Cassia
Solyn Cassia

So is there going to be a plinkett review of this?

6 kun oldin
Aaron Meyer-Abbott
Aaron Meyer-Abbott

tell mr. orange cardigan that Return of the Jedi is awesome...

7 kun oldin
Max du Nord
Max du Nord

Until today I had no idea that Rey had her own musical theme ! I'm shocked. Who's Rey again ?

7 kun oldin
Andy Andreson
Andy Andreson

I was living in CA when this happened. With this, OJ and Tank boy and the bus rampage......it was some interesting news cycles back then.

8 kun oldin
will wallace
will wallace

I tried to watch this and fell asleep I've never tried again

9 kun oldin
Un7ucky
Un7ucky

they arent gay because they couldnt sell this movie in China if they were

9 kun oldin
derek19201
derek19201

If the Death Star Palpatine was a clone, they wouldn't both have burnt faces

10 kun oldin
Bcddp
Bcddp

I keep on coming back to this video and I don’t know why it’s like comfort food

11 kun oldin
blueonblack83
blueonblack83

I play this on my laptop in background while I am doing other stuff. Same with their Star Trek discussions.

11 kun oldin
ArvelDreth
ArvelDreth

They ruined Luke because we don't really see how he gets from who he is in Episode 6 vs who he is in Episode 8. He made a map to find him, but says he came to that island just to die. He's been there for like 20 or 30 years or whatever doing basically nothing, moping over one failure as he abandons everything and everyone he cares about to die. Even Mark Hamill hates it. How is it even a point of contention that Luke got ruined?

11 kun oldin
Papa Wedge
Papa Wedge

They specifically show that he is the way he is because he made Kylo turn to the dark side by accident, it's kind of a big part of the movie's plot, did you miss it? And it was never said that he left the map, why would he? it's the map he used to find the planet he exiled himself in and everyone is basically following his footsteps to find him.

4 kun oldin
Story 2 Screen Movie Review Podcast
Story 2 Screen Movie Review Podcast

Oh don't worry, it will be explained in a comic book, novels and video games.

8 kun oldin
ArvelDreth
ArvelDreth

"This doesn't track, you can't follow what's happening, you can't follow what the big stakes are." Said everyone about The Last Jedi

11 kun oldin
Murilo Vidal
Murilo Vidal

I think I found the best possible definition of Star Wars movies made for current Gen Z audiences: a two-hour string of 5-second vines.

11 kun oldin
TheBeezNeez 81
TheBeezNeez 81

Am I the only one that think that Wookies, being tribalistic and somewhat primitive in some aspects of their culture, which seems to be by choice.... couldnt care less about medals and rewards? I never even felt like he cared about the money Han was always after he just hung aroubd due to some lofe debt or something and became friends along the way... I think about this way too much...

12 kun oldin
Fluffy Gutts
Fluffy Gutts

"Ssssssshhhhhhh dont think about it" the movie!

12 kun oldin
Dennis Ivan
Dennis Ivan

Tbf to jj abrams had to make 3 movies out of one because roundhead johnson destroyed all his plot threads he made in the first movie.

12 kun oldin
TheGreatGameLord
TheGreatGameLord

8:55 Mike does a Trump impression

12 kun oldin
Tunewalker
Tunewalker

They got it backwards palpatine on deathstar was real palp, new palp was clone palp. Imperfect cloning and the act of putting his spirit in the clones body is why it looks all messed up.

12 kun oldin
Johnathan. Aviles
Johnathan. Aviles

I come back to this movie review every couple months because it's on point. And Star Wars is dead to me

12 kun oldin
farinal
farinal

JJ's Star Trek does not even feel like Star Trek. Prequels blows the fuck out of any new Star Trek movies.

13 kun oldin
daniel mcdermott
daniel mcdermott

The ghost train analogy was genius.

13 kun oldin
Steve J
Steve J

"No one's watching this unless they've seen the movie" Me: *laughs nervously*

13 kun oldin
Jim Bobbles
Jim Bobbles

I don't remember if I've seen it. I've either seen 7 and 8 or 8 and 9. Hmm.

10 kun oldin
FizzyP
FizzyP

I've seen this review twice and I still haven't seen the movie. Probably never will.

12 kun oldin
Renegade Junior
Renegade Junior

Apparently, there's a rumor going around that Jedi were allowed to make love but not to be attached. The being a descendant of Kenobi could still work maybe but....eh.

13 kun oldin
Larry Brink
Larry Brink

Where is my Plinkett review!? I will not mail you a pizza roll or fix your recliner! Us RLM followers will not have peace until the dead horse is beaten again!

13 kun oldin
Robert Ruiz
Robert Ruiz

I would have loved if they took finn and made him a symbol of Stormtroopers breaking away from the Empire instead of what they did

14 kun oldin
Yung Aylo
Yung Aylo

this trilogy is really the worst it could have been

14 kun oldin
Floyd Harper
Floyd Harper

@Yung Aylo lol this crap was par for the course. Was anyone expecting great when this franchise has produced unmitigated crap for decades? What was there to ruin at this point?

4 kun oldin
Yung Aylo
Yung Aylo

@Floyd Harper thanks for sharing your opinion on an irrelevant topic :) just cuz the other trilogies werent good to you doesnt mean this one had to suck. it could have been amazing. but no. its the worst star wars has ever been. worse then the prequels by far. worse then return of the jedi. this new trilogy was horrid.

4 kun oldin
Floyd Harper
Floyd Harper

Lol did you see the prequels? Or hell, return of the Jedi? Star wars has been a joke since 1983

4 kun oldin
Yung Aylo
Yung Aylo

this is a plinkett video hes just on his meds

14 kun oldin
thylabyrinth
thylabyrinth

The Plinkett Cinematic Universe

12 kun oldin
ConspiracyKill Happens
ConspiracyKill Happens

Pain. So much pain.

14 kun oldin
Frank Unger
Frank Unger

if he didnt use his belly as a handrest id probably get through this video

14 kun oldin
History Eraser Button
History Eraser Button

6:20

14 kun oldin
Hugh Jainis
Hugh Jainis

I thought these guys reviewed movies, not soap operas.

14 kun oldin
Joshua D
Joshua D

That awkward moment when Marvel can pretty successfully plan out 22 movies but Star Wars can’t plan out 3

14 kun oldin
Dustin Airola
Dustin Airola

They didn’t need to bring in a new villain or bring back Palpatine. They HAD a villain...Kylo Ren.

14 kun oldin
walter hank
walter hank

44:12 most useless scene in cinema history

14 kun oldin
mike smith
mike smith

I still cant bring myself to waste 2 hours of my life watching this shit

15 kun oldin
Peter Tansek
Peter Tansek

I think you need to think about the expanded universe of star wars the novels, comics and the computer games. Sith magic’s bringing palpatine back from life, the knights of the old republic game with “star forge” that made imperial type of ships, a left over legacy from the “Rekata empire”. I agree that the franchise has become a complete mess.

15 kun oldin
The Actual News
The Actual News

Not to be a contrarian but I didn't like the first one and so when I accepted that this one was bad I was like eh whatever I lile this. Mandalorian is cool!

15 kun oldin
The Burning Sensation
The Burning Sensation

If that "Holdo Maneuver" was a one in a million shot, then isn't it overwhelmingly likely that Holdo's plan was to dump everyone in a vulnerable spot and do a hyperspace escape just for herself?

15 kun oldin
kinghoju
kinghoju

Well I guess she got what she deserved

2 kun oldin
#phonepunk#
#phonepunk#

“The real Luke vs the mythical Luke” was a dumb stupid waste of time “theme”. Not just because it was a navel gazey waste of time. The idea of a “real Luke” itself is faulty. There is no “real” Luke. There are three movies and a bunch of merchandise but he is not a person that has ever existed. This is fiction. He is not a real person. And yet the Last Jedi asks this question repeatedly as if it is valid or makes any sense at all. Rian Johnson based one of the central themes of his movie around this deconstructionist nonsense.

15 kun oldin
Derek Henderson
Derek Henderson

Wait I forgot, they actually made Rey Palpatine's granddaughter???

16 kun oldin
Martin Latour
Martin Latour

I've watched this episode so many times

16 kun oldin
coodoo17
coodoo17

I have that Zelda shirt

16 kun oldin
stiffy616
stiffy616

Next SW Trilogy - Rey is NOT a Palpatine. She's a Skywalker actually, the first Skywalker at the dawn of time and Rey is a reincarnation of that Skywalker. Rey along with Palpatine conjure the Universe into existence while they're fighting the eternal battle of Light VS. Dark with their blue and red lightsabers while riding a donkey and an elephant.... maybe I should copyright this in case Disney gets any ideas.

16 kun oldin
Nick Shomos
Nick Shomos

De-noise your videos, you hack frauds

17 kun oldin
Dan B
Dan B

This movie is exactly how the news media operates. interesting...Don't think about it to hard....hey, look at this!"

18 kun oldin
Paul Price
Paul Price

Its at 14:00 everyone realized just how stupid all of this is.

18 kun oldin
maplebob23
maplebob23

Gee. Thanks, Mike, for ruining my childhood. In reality, I had just turned 18 when Revenge of the Jedi came out and I thought it was lame, but then I rationalized that I had just grown up.

18 kun oldin
Th1rty3
Th1rty3

I hope next generation will laugh at star wars and it's fans rather than indoctrinated by them. This franchise will be featured in some best of the worst inspired show, just watch.

19 kun oldin
BakaFett 1775
BakaFett 1775

You guys totally had me in the intro lol.

20 kun oldin
metallitech
metallitech

Can't help thinking that adults shouldn't have heated discussions about Star Wars

20 kun oldin
blin9999
blin9999

There are many terrible things in the movie, but by far the worst is the use of the GIANT SKY LASER......

20 kun oldin
Corey Blumberg
Corey Blumberg

It is entertaining watching the mental gymnastics these 3 perform trying to highlight the parts of a turd that isn't shit. 😂

20 kun oldin
Corey Blumberg
Corey Blumberg

It is entertaining watching the mental gymnastics these 3 perform trying to highlight the parts of a turd that isn't shit. 😂

20 kun oldin
Michael Carroll
Michael Carroll

A cinematic masterpiece eight up there with sharknado

20 kun oldin
Devon Mills
Devon Mills

lol....they had me in the first half

20 kun oldin
BossManSays
BossManSays

There is nothing decent about this movie. It's woke trash with regurgitated themes and plot points from the old movies.

21 kun oldin
Sam Lowry
Sam Lowry

I have watched this review twice. which is one time more than the film.

21 kun oldin
Ward Camden
Ward Camden

You guys should of touched on the knights of Ren more. I have a fan theory that Kylo knew he was going to betray everyone at somepoint (because he’s really edgy like that) so he gave his own personal body guards really cool customized looking weapons, but secretly it was tricking them into a false sense of security cus none of the weapons actually work against lightsabers.... it’s actually quite a tactical move on his part and was being built up over the course of the three films. You would have only noticed it if you pay enough attention to details like me.

21 kun oldin
Sir Bantz Alot
Sir Bantz Alot

Thank you fellas for keeping it real, Through a sea of bullshit sometimes I think I’m losing my mind

21 kun oldin
T Slomka
T Slomka

If Senator Palpatine was just one clone then why would all of the clones have the monster face? Wouldn't they look like him before he got burned by Mace/himself

21 kun oldin
Caio Rezei
Caio Rezei

I know that those aren't the real deal, but I love to imagine that that's how Rich Evans _actually_ reacted at the theater, watching the movie. I so fucking hope for someone to eventually sit down next to Rich at some random movie and record not the screen, but his reactions. That would be the best content the internet's ever seen.

22 kun oldin
erraticuk
erraticuk

30:40 that's because a certain princess said "Chewie getting a medal? over my dead body"

22 kun oldin
dosduros
dosduros

I miss dissapointing thing since my son.

22 kun oldin
Gamma Smash
Gamma Smash

Oh man, when they were quoting those uber-positive tweets in the beginning, I was *so* confused.

22 kun oldin
Deirdre Kelley
Deirdre Kelley

Thanks for the shout out to Marcia Lucas, the real creator of Star Wars. Now you can add "female empowerment" to your hashtags for this vid.

22 kun oldin
Shiba Anima Gaming
Shiba Anima Gaming

Adam driver is a TERRIBLE actor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

22 kun oldin
Shiba Anima Gaming
Shiba Anima Gaming

Jj copycat is a terrible director

22 kun oldin
Zachary Jorgensen
Zachary Jorgensen

Well, you were half right on that whole “Palpatine is a clone” thing. The Palpatine we saw in the original and prequel trilogies was actually him, while the one in the sequels he was inhabiting was the clone body, which apparently looks so deformed the way it does because the dark side is literally making it rot a lot quicker and worse. It’s the same exact idea that they took from Dark Empire. So either way you look at it, canon or Legends, Palpatine comes back in a clone body... yeah, I suppose it was inevitable.

22 kun oldin
Gravity Twins
Gravity Twins

Give us rise of plinkett

23 kun oldin
NPClown#9999
NPClown#9999

George Lucas sold Star Wars because of Mr. Plinkett. Change my mind.

23 kun oldin
shioq
shioq

star wars doesn't need sex in it

23 kun oldin

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