Another movie I'll never watch just like TLJ and Soylo.

I didn't even know she had lost her powers to begin with.

Diana almost winning the race as a child made the adult Amazons look weak. Anyone else think so?

Yeah Jay was correct in the HiTB review, Diana renounces her wish after their 2nd goodbye...but again missed opp via bad story structure/script writing: ya got cool historic golden armor of Legendary Amazon Warrior, so maybe use a short opening (trash the long decathlon "Cheats don't win" opener) to show the legend of Asteria, fighting in her armor (hiding her Lynda Carter face) and have Diana USE the cool armor during the movie since she is vulnerable: in her Saudi Arabia & White House battles since Cheetah took them via her wish. Or like Mike suggests, Cheetah fight wish renouncing to also make the Legend armor set up & pay off. The Blob '88 screenwriting 101 rule: set things up and pay them off layer on for the characters. It's just piles and piles of J World 1 & 2, Spider Man 3, ST Into Darkness, Amazing Spiderman 2 levels of poopy plot convenient scripting & bad structure (how this still happens after so many examples just the past 10 years of big studio fare is mind boggling).

Marvel shills.

1:30 You're welcome

I think Mike might have been right the first time about renouncing her wish, the movie just did a poor job making it clear

What is the ... ummm... Wonderful Woman defeats the Blob...

If only Patty Jenkins realized her script and story was shit, she could’ve saved face and pulled a Tom Green....by knowingly and purposely making a shitty movie

Jay is dressed like he's got a riot in Seattle to attend after they're done shooting this

"Eben if a fat guy is eating a hot dog in your ear" Doesn't the guy on the right count as fat in the US himself? I mean he has no neck at all.

why did linda carter hide her neck wrinkes with a conspicuous blue scarf? why didnt they just cgi airbrush out the turkey neck bits?

You two weren't wrong about Diana already getting her powers back when she wore the suit. Only Mike was wrong. Jay was right

I'm convinced Mike has some sugar in his tank, or maybe it's a midwest thing.

wait but jay knew when she renounced her wish. Mike's the only one that got it wrong.

"With Wonder Woman I was in and out... of consciousness."

lmao, we didn't really watch the movie, but it's the movie's fault.

Yes, the movie is too boring and nonsensical to be invested in

4:45 GAL, NO, THEY’RE JUST CHILDREN

So in a nutshell: "we were wrong but the movie was wronger"

Isnt your review series literally called HALF IN THE BAG because you just rant about stuff half drunk? Who cares man, just have fun

I already forgot this film existed. And now I am going to go back to forgetting it.

I must come clean. I admit I do not fully pay attention to Mike and Jay while on the toilet also.

idk their names. its not both of their faults its the big guy. plinketts fault. the skinny dude pointed out that she DID renounce her wish when walking away and plinkett said no.

Sooooooooooooo Star Trek Discovery Season 3 review when?????

Please review Promising Young Woman. Jay. Mike. Your country needs you.

god, Mike, you're STILL getting things wrong. 1. The armor didn't come from a Asteria's fight _on_ the island. It was a fight to let the Amazons _escape to_ the island -- to the boats, actually. 2. Diana talks about trying to find Asteria and Diana directly found the armor. The armor wasn't "shipped to her" anonymously and for no reason, as you said here. 3. You still didn't deal with when you said that you don't recall that it was implied Diana raped the man whose body they've stolen. You were out of the room again when Diana and proxy-Steve woke up in bed naked together, which is one of _the_ Hollywood visual euphemisms for "we just had sex." Do us a favor and actually watch the movie. Do the job you're paid for, and watch the movie. Or refund your patreons, because you're not doing the job. You may even find you can write a more coherent review, because what you did the first time around stinks. For example: it's obvious that Diana would not have knowledge of Kristen Wiig getting her wish updated, so the armor makes no sense in any context that's actually given. At best they could imply that she gets her powers back slowly, just like she lost them, or the armor was originally meant for Max Lord, but the wing parts getting bent out of shape made them nonfunctional, and that's one reason she'd ditch them. Except they made the movie crescendo. Clearly there was retro-active editing and sound mixing. This is the director/writer not making up her damn mind. They just wanted the armor to set up and remind, and pay off the stinger, and that's it, and they didn't care about how they did it. that's a doable hypothesis, ain't it? And that's how you could've done a review. But all we got was, "wha? I missed it? this thing didn't happen (except it did you fucking idiot), so it doesn't make sense. OK next thing that I didn't get because of my own incompetence. Don't ever bash cinema sins, mike, now or in the future, and I hope you never have, because that was a cinema sins episode that you did.

It's Max Lord, not Max Powers (which they messed up as well).

Garbage review from garbage

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So this is just a YouTube teaser for the The Blob re:view. Neat.

I hated the first, it was a Marvel Phase One type movie. Patty J has no style to the way she films. It could have been directed by a computer.

Jay cosplaying as Delsin Rowe from Infamous Second Son?

What did they say? My laundry went off.

But also, she goes flying for several minutes... away from Washington... only to fly back to Washington to get the armour, even though she had no idea what she was up against other than guys with guns, which she has shown to be more than capable of defeating. She had no idea about Cheetah at this stage. Also, why not just make herself invisible?

Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.

That clip at the end. So good!

Mike is Def gay

These hack frauds don't know what they're doing without Rich Evans's leadership

Doesn’t really matter if you messed up a bit if the movie is a hot steaming pile of soft liquidy shit

Very cool

What? I didn't know _The Blob (1988)_ was such a terrible film with excessive and loud CGI! Oh, my mistake. It's a great horror film! I also didn't see the poster. I got distracted by some new CGI pile of crap horror on the screen when you all were doing _re:View._ Sorry!

Good job. Look guys, you don't have to force yourself to watch this dogshit. Just toss it in as a 3-minute discussion in a roundup video, and spend your time (and ours) on things worth talking about.

call out scenes without looking at the scenes again, a good movie is memorable a boring movie is forgettable period.

wonder woman in a hawk girl armor ? wtf

It’s amazing what a click-baity thumbnail can do for a video 😂

I never want movie theaters to close, such a different experience than the best widescreen, stereo TV. Want no slobs? Go to week day matinees., I do all the time, whole rows to yourself. Plus I have an Alamo Drafthouse near me, they know how to handle slobs.

Yeah I wouldn't have been able to tell you anything about this "movie" either. I would've been bored in the first 30 minutes and started looking around my living room for stuff to clean. You guys are awesome for sitting through bloated, CGI loaded garbage like this. I wouldn't have been able to do it.

Not that the bar is very high, but these critiques are better than the movies.

Saint Seiya wants the golden armor back

Surprise, surprise... cinematic failure in 2021 the era run by doped-up dropouts.

the movie was awful. Forced to take my children to go see it, wish I had not been sober for that never ending experience

wonder woman 1984 review is the reason why I bought 4k oled tv. Jay's miserable face reminded me how awful theater experience could be .

We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)

We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)

We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)

We ask you to do a reaction trailer film (The Lady of Heaven)

I have watch back to the future, ghostbusters 1 and 2, and even the first avengers movie a few times, but even if i watched it once or twice, i would still be able to remember and call out scenes without looking at the scenes again, a good movie is memorable a boring movie is forgettable period.

Kill me

I watched the Phantom Menace (for real) the other day... It seems so strange without Plinkett's commentary.

these hack frauds made a mistake totally unforgivable

Whenever the hell you clowns release your re:View for the The Blob (1988) i will be waiting. It is damn near perfect in every way. It is The Fly, It is Robocop, It is.....Tremors....Beaches.

But WILL you hold Rich Evans at gunpoint to do a Discovery Season 3 review?

Somehow my YouTube was set to 0.25 speed and now my pants are wet

You know, I can totally imagine myself potentially paying an amount like $50 to stream a new movie. I understand the idea of splitting it with a limited number of friends who are willing to split and watch in silence with the right people who are properly behaved during a movie. All those benefits like being able to pause appeal to me as well. The only major holdback I have for trying this model is because of the pandemic, so what's the point of paying $50 for a movie only you a few others get to watch? You make it a private event with likeminded people. You don't have to contend with anyone you don't like which is entirely different from the current cinematic experience. I think this would solve a lot of problems.

Problem with mainstream audience hating this movie they just want wonder woman to be female Captain America. They dont want any silly comicbook villain from her comics in her movie or anything in it remotely silly from her mythology or comics in it either like her invisible jet. I actually like the sillier aspects of comics unlike mainstream audiences. Hate to tell these fans but most of wondy's villains are from greek mythology and cheetah is one of her villains to. Lex Luthor was written to be a trump type character in dc comics years ago so i dont understand the mainstream audiences complaints. The mainstream audience are hypocrites. They have no problem with Thomas Wayne being depicted as a trump type character in the joker movie but have a huge problem in WW 1984 when the main Male villain is a trump type character also? Hypocrites

“We hate movie theaters” Its cause you guys are awkward.

Awwww shit you gonna have major drama with dunkey this monday.

The suit was probably shipped with Amazonian Prime, let's be honest

Review mandalorian 2 already!!!!!

Its confusing but I think I got it, cheetah was the apex predator wish, so diana had to wear the armor against the beast, even if she had her powers back (she would be equal in power only against a fight against minerva first wish, which was to become wonder woman).

MR. PLINKETT RISE OF SKYWALKER. PLEASE.

Ya it's a very bad film. Things are so convenient it's so dumb

I love the Trump reference😎

I really enjoyed WW84. My wife and I went out and saw it twice at a drive-in over Christmas weekend. I really liked it the first time we saw it and enjoyed it even more the second time. I liked that Wonder Woman spent a lot of effort to save people rather than just beating up bad guys. And I liked that she talked the big bad down rather than it ending in a big punch fight. Nice change of pace.

I can't remember a recent movie I didn't lose interest in. From the top of my head I probably can't even remember 25 % of the stuff I watched.

Thought these movies were suppose to empower women? Diana's huge moral dilemma is worse than a Twilight movie.

What dystopian hellscape movie theaters are they going to in Wiscounsin? I cant count like, on my hands every time someones been so annoying in a theater that i actually noticed. Not saying their wrong, mostly just genuinely curious if there's a regional difference or something.

I found it funny bad and it's was crazy to watch on Christmas.

That scene where she rolls over the road at high speed and impact and I'm supposed to believe those kids were ok, she literally landed on them between her and the road rolls over with them, but don't worry those kids didn't get a scratch. It really just didn't have the feel of the first but I thought the first was a little overrated tbh, still good but amazing, this one just felt a bit bland and the story was boring.

I was in and out...you could say he was...Half In The Bag.

Ah, another film to save us frim Bad Orange Man.

My top 10 movies from the 80s and 90s 1- Forest Gump 2- Shawshank Redemption 3- Basic Instinct 4- Official and Gentleman 5- Fatal Attraction 6- Silence of the Lambs 7- Carlitos Way 8- The Godfather 9- Heat 10- Taxi Driver

Got drunk watching this at a mates house, glad I do not remember the 2nd half at all

Their version of renouncing the wish would have been so much better, it would have added weight and tension to the last fight as it could have been Diana trying to tire out Cheetah person so she didn't have to renounce her wish, then realising as the fight went on that it was taking to long or wasn't going to work at all so eventually she was forced to renounce the wish to save the world, then giving the fight a dramatic turn point. Instead the renouncing didn't carry that much weight and the fight didn't carry that much weight.

im more excited about the blob review than at all concerned about them being wrong about an arbitrary detail in WW84.

I love the Trump reference😎

Oh fuck yes The Blob re:view is coming

Tbf the movie is so forgettable that you could tell me Godzilla and Batman fought a three headed shark in the movie and I'd believe you.

Linda Carter looks like a mage from Harry Potter.

Will we get a “F*ck You, It’s January” (2021)?

that final line of steve is soo out of place that i lost my breath laughing every time i hear it!!!!

I heard from another video that ambiguity is a way for filmmakers to communicate to an audience that something doesn't matter. It was Folding Ideas' video on the movie Annihilation. The tattoo could have been normal or it could have been created by the Shimmer, but that doesn't matter, what matters is the way it has become a symbol during the events of the movie. The origin of the tattoo is deliberately left ambiguous. But ambiguity in big commercial modern movies is just a way for filmmakers to not give a shit. There is no theme to communicate, there is no deeper meaning. Different directors or actors or editors or music composers are just throwing a bunch of ideas together, copying other movies that made money. Ambiguity comes about when some of those artists foolishly try to accomplish a deeper theme and other artists contradict it because they didn't notice.

Jay needs 3 more pins on his jacket to be non poser status

Ask that terrible writer/director

So this is just a YouTube teaser for the The Blob re:view. Neat.

Did I miss the part where suddenly Wonder Woman knew she could even "renounce" her wish??

Unrelated...but anyone know a legitimate way to buy SpaceCop on Blueray? I Googled it but mostly got outdated links and Ebay auctions... Help a brotha out?

she puts on the gold suit because 2 costumes for 2X dolls, - my wife.

Who knew Thymescara had Fex ed service in the 80s?

Warner Bros need to stop hiring Edward Scissorhands as their editor in chief.

Mistakes happen, doesn't really change your review.

"it's not our fault we're retarded" HACK FRAUDS

That movie belonged in 2020.

The only thing I cared about this video was that it revealed their next re:view is about The Blob (1988).

im so excited for the Blob re:view, what a good and very cool easter egg!